I’d cook you eggs in the morning or bacon if you like. Maybe a quick cup of coffee or a glass of OJ would be nice. At lunch I could make you a good sandwich, anything you prefer? Take me to the grocery store, let’s buy soda for ya. Maybe smoke some cigarettes afterwards. I’d play your video games with you, just teach me how to get to the top, you know how competitive I can get.
I can kiss you while the game is on pause, but I’ll leave you alone when it’s back on again. I’ll watch you watch your favorite shows on tv, but if I don’t like it, I’ll just read a book or play my ukulele. If we need time away from each other, I could go to yoga class and meet up with my friends for coffee. You can go out with your friends too, have fun, and meet new people. If you’re back home before dinner, baby, I’ve already cooked some mean chicken wings with that favorite sauce you love. We still have a few beers in the fridge, maybe we could chat and watch some lame comedy on tv.
I could do all those things for you and with you. All you gotta do is be true to me, make me your best friend, be faithful to me, be as loyal as you can get, I can be your diary. You can tell me everything you want. You can tell me your darkest secrets and your deepest fears. You can tell me you watch a lot of porn and we could watch them together if you’d like. I can tell you which one of your favorites is an ugly bitch so we could argue and I’ll laugh at your little pain.
I can be all you want, if you can just love me for all my flaws. Because I will love you for all of yours."